Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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