he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Can't talk, ducks in the car
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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