If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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