Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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