I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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