Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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