Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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