So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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