party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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