have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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