is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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