Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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