That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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