talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Four minutes until I can fart!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
