You just made me feel so damn special
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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