Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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