Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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