i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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