You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!