wrigley field is MILF paradise
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You ate ashes out of my bong
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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