I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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