sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Congratulations! We have a period
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