i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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