why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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