So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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