he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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