at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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