We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
