i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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