I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
