If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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