return my video game
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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