East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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