he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am one with the molecules
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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