you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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