Are we in a gay sports bar?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I want a musical about memes.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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