AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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