I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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