that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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