i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
