Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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