I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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