I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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