Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
