shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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