i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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