do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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