Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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