I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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