I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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