found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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