If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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