sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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